More like delete my eyes and ears
sorry I laughed, it's just too relatable! Not with YouTube, but I was in a carpool going home, and there were all these kids in the back, right? Well, the driver had the radio on a hip-hop station, and when Anaconda came on, those kids, who couldn't have been older than kindergarteners or even preschoolers, knew EVERY. FUCKING. WORD. And to make matters worse, they were SHOUTING the lyrics! I can still hear them in the back shouting "MY ANACONDA DON'T! MY ANACONDA DON'T! MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HON!" Ughhhhhhhhh! The parents were probably like, "Oh, it's about an anaconda - yes, you may listen to it"!
But this is about shitty YT recs, so I digress. *steps off soapbox*