If you had to explain why you’re stealing tomatoes at night…. (1 Viewer)

[Ahsoka]

What would your explanation be?

Mine is that we’re quality control inspectors. And no this isn’t irl its for dnd

 

[velvet]

I am the tomato villain. I hate tomatoes with a passion and my evil worldwide plan is to destroy every tomato, every tomato crop and farm until there are tomatoes no more. MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH VROOM SKRRT

 

[athenaaa]

I’m making lasagna

 

[Ahsoka]

I’m making lasagna

No one can say no to that

 

[Horizonshard]

Not stealing, confiscating. There's been an infection of disease carrying bugs that lay their eggs in tomatoes. Need to take them out of circulation for the public benefit of everyone.

 

[lexus]

To get that nasty filth out of my house

 

[ChiaraStar169]

for a giant vat full of marinara sauce lol

 

[DearEagleZ]

Bcs I'm hungry

 

[Wingfrost]

A snack for my chickens

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Honestly, I'd tell them I'm trying to stage a mass episode of heartburn and see if it does anything to all the middle-aged men on the planet.

 

[Pirioca]

"Hello, do you know that people joined the dark side recently? And since many people on a diet joined, the dark side doesn't have cookies anymore. Now they promise: come to the dark side! We have tomatoes!

You don't believe me? Your behavior is unacceptable!

I'm from the TCF, the Tomato Counting Force. In case the dark side tries to steal tomatoes I'll count all tomatoes in this area half-hourly. You should go now and count the tomatoes in your neighbourhood too. There are reports of people trying to explain why they're stealing tomatoes at night. Hurry up, maybe the complete town will join the dark side soon! It is dark? See, it already happened!"

 

[Soogi]

im gonna double it and give it to the next person, its a social experiment

 

[PloryWinxyMYBlnk]

I need it for my food.