Kidnap an Exi Today (2 Viewers)

[Exi]

How would you kidnap me?
Most crack headed and elaborate method wins

































I would give a prize but have you SEEN the economy?

 

[Day]

First, we bring the chai.
Then, we bring the USA curtain.
Lastly, Taemin picks you up in a limo to bring you to your new house where you will live together happily for the rest of your lives. Oh, and @Nina and I are your neighbors.
What more could we need?

 

[Nina]

First, we bring the chai.
Then, we bring the USA curtain.
Lastly, Taemin picks you up in a limo to bring you to your new house where you will live together happily for the rest of your lives. Oh, and @Nina and I are your neighbors.
What more could we need?

And endless cake >.>

 

[Day]

And endless cake >.>

Taemin's black card will pay for our every expense

 

[Exi]

First, we bring the chai.
Then, we bring the USA curtain.
Lastly, Taemin picks you up in a limo to bring you to your new house where you will live together happily for the rest of your lives. Oh, and @Nina and I are your neighbors.
What more could we need?

Ma’am that curtain was pink and purple
That isn’t a USA curtain

 

[Day]

Ma’am that curtain was pink and purple
That isn’t a USA curtain

USA ! USA ! USA !

 

[Dreamer_of_Songs]

My ideal kidnapping basically is luring you and possibly a few others users to South Korea (don't worry about getting the money ). The actual plan is just have in South Korea find our favorite hot Korean Male Idols and biases and live in Gangnam District

 

[Exi]

USA ! USA ! USA !

Colourblind USA , maybe

 

[Tickita]

Imma call you. And when you pick up all I have to say is
"I got Em with me, and he got adoption papers"

Then as you come outside, I make sure I got an acapella of him rapping on a speaker. And I respond to fake Em as if we're having a conversation.
You get in the car, see the speaker - but my squirrel accomplice quickly hits you like a nut (or Veruca Salt) and knocks you out.

 

[Exi]

My ideal kidnapping basically is luring you and possibly a few others users to South Korea (don't worry about getting the money ). The actual plan is just have in South Korea find our favorite hot Korean Male Idols and biases and live in Gangnam District

So we’re on a kidnapping spree while you kidnap me and other users here ?

 

[Exi]

Imma call you. And when you pick up all I have to say is
"I got Em with me, and he got adoption papers"

Then as you come outside, I make sure I got an acapella of him rapping on a speaker. And I respond to fake Em as if we're having a conversation.
You get in the car, see the speaker - but my squirrel accomplice quickly hits you like a nut (or Veruca Salt) and knocks you out.

So I get catfished and knocked out ?

 

[Dreamer_of_Songs]

So we’re on a kidnapping spree while you kidnap me and other users here ?

Pretty much. More people the better

Plus I need an accomplice too

 

[Exi]

Pretty much. More people the better

That’s like the kidnapping version of toys r us,
Call it kidnapping r us lol

 

[Tickita]

So I get catfished and knocked out ?

Totally not inspired by recent events absolutely not at all

 

[Ahsoka]

I send a team of moles. They burrow a tunnel all the way to your home, and weaken a circle of ground around your bed. Then, when its nighttime and you're asleep, they dig up that part so you fall in the tunnel. Then they chase you all the way down the tunnel

 

[Exi]

Totally not inspired by recent events absolutely not at all

*checks our discord dms*
mhmmm

 

[Nina]

Taemin's black card will pay for our every expense

Can we steal Minho too.

For science

Spoiler: science

 

[Exi]

I send a team of moles. They burrow a tunnel all the way to your home, and weaken a circle of ground around your bed. Then, when its nighttime and you're asleep, they dig up that part so you fall in the tunnel. Then they chase you all the way down the tunnel

What if the fall kills me?

 

[Exi]

Can we steal Minho too.

For science

Spoiler: science

That’s a good way to learn anatomy lol


sure

 

[Dreamer_of_Songs]

That’s like the kidnapping version of toys r us,
Call it kidnapping r us lol

Ooh a black market business involving kidnapping... I like it.

Can we steal Minho too.

For science

Spoiler: science

I love Science