Kiki: when I was younger, I was really cold/aloof. there was one time in class where we had a mass singing. and then, since I can't smile, my mum was very happy at first knowing that her daughter is going to perform for an event. and she came to see, and then she saw me, among all the bright and cheerful kids. in makeup, with bright red lips, singing with no expression. after I reached home, my mom said "you look beautiful, but you just refuse to smile" So my mom took a broom and hit me using the stick. that's why I have a big butt now
kiki: why am I so heavy?
diamond/dai meng: yeah why? you have no brain and no breasts
kiki: *nods her head* yes, exactly !!
personal fav eliwa line because I love how random it sounds:
I'm the straightest girl in the universe. let me tell you guys this. I'm the universe's—you guys know what the universe is right? universe as in the boundless universe. first first, you know? as in meaning number 1. big you know? as in the opposite of small. straight, you know? as in not lesbian, you know? I'm a man... I mean woman...
ningning: I'm bald
victoria: I'm not pregnant
victoria: hi, I'm victoria from china
krystal: hi, I'm krystal from san francisco, america
amber: I'm amber from la, america
ssulna: we're just koreans