lol where do you rank? (2 Viewers)

[RandAlThor]

dangit i was so close

NAME: rand
AGE: 16
FROM: london
BACKGROUND: fnc trainee
SINGING: good enough for an idol
DANCING: needs a lot of work
SPECIALTY: landscaping
FINAL RANKING: 13
POPULARITY: you end up on 'underrated' lists but it does nothing to boost ur stagnant popularity
AFTER THE SHOW: you subsequently vanish to start a new life in the swiss alps never to be heard from again

how would u do in a produce 101 program [Name-based diagnosis]

whatever happens in the end just blame mnet

en.shindanmaker.com

 

[Tir]

NAME: Tir
AGE: 16
FROM: kobe
BACKGROUND: former member of a disbanded nugu group
SINGING: above average
DANCING: legend status
SPECIALTY: not blinking or breathing for prolonged periods of time
FINAL RANKING: 63
POPULARITY: 3 fans total
AFTER THE SHOW: you become an actor instead

Legend status dancing and that specialty...

 

[VillageIdiot]

NAME: Sydney
AGE: 22
FROM: jakarta
BACKGROUND: jyp trainee
SINGING: shrill
DANCING: we don't talk about it.
SPECIALTY: talking to yourself
FINAL RANKING: 26
POPULARITY: solely among older women
AFTER THE SHOW: you turn to youtube


They did not pull any punches with me...

 

[RandAlThor]

NAME: Sydney
AGE: 22
FROM: jakarta
BACKGROUND: jyp trainee
SINGING: shrill
DANCING: we don't talk about it.
SPECIALTY: talking to yourself
FINAL RANKING: 26
POPULARITY: solely among older women
AFTER THE SHOW: you turn to youtube


They did not pull any punches with me...

I guess you gotta be cruel to be kind....

 

[eclipsoul]

NAME: julia
AGE: 15
FROM: saigon
BACKGROUND: trainee from a company no one's ever heard of
SINGING: squeaky
DANCING: can only do the floss
SPECIALTY: quantum physics
FINAL RANKING: 30
POPULARITY: you did something funny in the first ep but u were eventually forgotten
AFTER THE SHOW: you turn to youtube

well... i liked the quantum physics part

 

[Darkseid]

Fantagio, Hello Venus sunbaenims
Didn't get votes even with those singing and dancing skills fml

 

[Tir]

DANCING: can only do the floss

 

[Suzy]

OMG

I MEAN I STILL MADE IT TO THE GROUP SO JOKE IS ON THE REST OF YOU TALENTED KIDS

 

[Darkseid]

OMG

I MEAN I STILL MADE IT TO THE GROUP SO JOKE IS ON THE REST OF YOU TALENTED ONES

Omg hot noonar

 

[Tir]

HOW DID MY LEGEND-STATUS DANCING GET ME NOWHERE?!

 

[Darkseid]

HOW DID MY LEGEND-STATUS DANCING GET ME NOWHERE?!

And what about my powerhouse vocals

 

[Tir]

And what about my powerhouse vocals

My legendary dancing and your powerhouse vocals and yet both of us rank below everyone else near the bottom. Expected nothing less, Mnet

 

[Darkseid]

My legendary dancing and your powerhouse vocals and yet both of us rank below everyone else near the bottom. Expected nothing less, Mnet

These rigged lineups smh where is our compensation

 

[RandAlThor]

NAME: julia
AGE: 15
FROM: saigon
BACKGROUND: trainee from a company no one's ever heard of
SINGING: squeaky
DANCING: can only do the floss
SPECIALTY: quantum physics
FINAL RANKING: 30
POPULARITY: you did something funny in the first ep but u were eventually forgotten
AFTER THE SHOW: you turn to youtube

well... i liked the quantum physics part

on the up side you can likely get a well paying job :)

 

[Suzy]

I guess this is how I meet and marry Jungkook finally... SUZKOOK FTW

HOW DID MY LEGEND-STATUS DANCING GET ME NOWHERE?!

And what about my powerhouse vocals

How did my lack of talent land me in the top 5? I must be Mnet's daughter

 

[Drew_B]

dangit i was so close

NAME: rand
AGE: 16
FROM: london
BACKGROUND: fnc trainee
SINGING: good enough for an idol
DANCING: needs a lot of work
SPECIALTY: landscaping
FINAL RANKING: 13
POPULARITY: you end up on 'underrated' lists but it does nothing to boost ur stagnant popularity
AFTER THE SHOW: you subsequently vanish to start a new life in the swiss alps never to be heard from again

how would u do in a produce 101 program [Name-based diagnosis]

whatever happens in the end just blame mnet

en.shindanmaker.com

LMFAO

 

[Darkseid]

I guess this is how I meet and marry Jungkook finally... SUZKOOK FTW


How did my lack of talent land me in the top 5? I must be Mnet's daughter

What shady things did you do to get ahead tell me

 

[Drew_B]

NAME: DrewB
AGE: 15
FROM: hong kong
BACKGROUND: member of an older group -- need 2 maintain relevancy...
SINGING: too weak for competition
DANCING: a natural performer. cheers
SPECIALTY: singing with your mouth closed
FINAL RANKING: 27
POPULARITY: 3 fans total
AFTER THE SHOW: you get injured and are sent home forever

I'm laughing so hard right now I cant breath!

 

[Baechu]

NAME: Baechu
AGE: 23
FROM: bangkok
BACKGROUND: member of an older group -- need 2 maintain relevancy...
SINGING: we don't talk about it.
DANCING: needs a lot of work
SPECIALTY: shoplifting
FINAL RANKING: 29
POPULARITY: mnet editing made you look bad so people hate you
AFTER THE SHOW: you prematurely leave your company -- the rest of your working life is spent in an office cubicle

Ofc i will be a victim of mnets editing

 

[Darkseid]

NAME: DrewB
AGE: 15
FROM: hong kong
BACKGROUND: member of an older group -- need 2 maintain relevancy...
SINGING: too weak for competition
DANCING: a natural performer. cheers
SPECIALTY: singing with your mouth closed
FINAL RANKING: 27
POPULARITY: 3 fans total
AFTER THE SHOW: you get injured and are sent home forever

I'm laughing so hard right now I cant breath!

15 yo DrewB oppa