Maruif's view on the NCT family (1 Viewer)

[maruberry]

This is my headcanon for the NCT family.

Taeyong, Kun, Doyoung = Parents
Johnny, Ten, Taeil, Yuta, Jaehyun = Not children, not parents... Uncles? Co-parents? Something like that.

Doyoung's children = Jungwoo and Jeno
Kun's children = Winwin, Lucas, Hendery, Yangyang, Xiaojun, Chenle, Renjun
Taeyong's children = Jisung, Jaemin, Haechan, Mark, Winwin (shared custody with Kun)

This be how I see the NCT family.

 

[potato]

I like this order
You can't have an NCT family without Jaehyun's English Uncle Olly though

 

[Ahsoka]

Yuta is 100% a mischievous teen Same with Ten

 

[maruberry]

Yuta is 100% a mischievous teen Same with Ten

Ten can't be Kun's child, bcs I ship him with Kun. Enough said.

 

[Ahsoka]

Ten can't be Kun's child, bcs I ship him with Kun. Enough said.

Excuse you Tens dating Taeyong

 

[maruberry]

Excuse you Tens dating Taeyong

BISH you OBVIOUSLY didn't see the instalive Kun did recently! If that wasn't the most domestic thing in this world I don't KNOW what is!

 

[Ahsoka]

BISH you OBVIOUSLY didn't see the instalive Kun did recently! If that wasn't the most domestic thing in this world I don't KNOW what is!

A whole ass Baby Dont Stop exists

 

[maruberry]

A whole ass Baby Dont Stop exists

That is just SM, Do you really think SM is going oh those 2 are dating so let us give them a duet? NO, they just both good af dancers and fans like them as a dup THAT is what was going through SM's mind!

but KunTen? WHEN is Ten trying to get under Taeyong's blankets? WHEN is Taeyong calling Ten cute and laughing over how adoreable he is being? WHEN is Ten trying to cuddle up to Taeyong with that content smile on his face?

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT KUNTEN DID ON THE DURATION OF ONE GOD DAMN INSTALIVE!

 

[Ahsoka]

That is just SM, Do you really think SM is going oh those 2 are dating so let us give them a duet? NO, they just both good af dancers and fans like them as a dup THAT is what was going through SM's mind!

but KunTen? WHEN is Ten trying to get under Taeyong's blankets? WHEN is Taeyong calling Ten cute and laughing over how adoreable he is being? WHEN is Ten trying to cuddle up to Taeyong with that content smile on his face?

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT KUNTEN DID ON THE DURATION OF ONE GOD DAMN INSTALIVE!

Explain this then

 

[maruberry]

Explain this then

Maybe it used to be, but you know what that is all in the past and now KunTen is here and it is here to STAY!

EXPLAIN ALL THIS

 

[Ahsoka]

Maybe it used to be, but you know what that is all in the past and now KunTen is here and it is here to STAY!

EXPLAIN ALL THIS

You might have a point

 

[maruberry]

You might have a point

Taeyong might call Ten babie, but Ten is acting baby for Kun without Kun even having to ask!

 

[Belgizen]

Mark is Taeyong and Johnny's younger, annoying brother