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Hi! this was originally supposed to be a bts or stray kids fic but niki and friends came to mind. here's chapter one.
sry abt all the cussing (the chapter is heeseung pov, he is the teacher)
im taking requests, if you want more 'I wanna quit my job' then post it in the comments <33
note: this is no offense to the enhypen members, im just making a story here, not a hate message.
"Settle down, you little uneducated bastards!" I literally yell. Almost everyone looks up at me, except for those two heathens.
Sunghoon and Niki. God, kill me now.
They are constantly provoking me and one day, I'll take this chemistry beaker and smash on each of their heads. Fuck, I'm done with these bastards.
"SUNGHOONNNNNNNN!!" I drag in more air. "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Now I've got their attention. "Can you two wankers actually listen to me? Instead of playing that freaking game your playing or whatever." They both smirk. "We were setting up Sunoo's Tinder." Sunghoon cracks up. They've been making a lot of fun of Sunoo because he's gay, or bisexual. I don't even remember because these picklesuckers have me freakin' exhausted!!
Oh, how I would love to kill all these goddamn wusses. We're probably the LOUDEST class in this academy.
"Anyway, today is...EXAM PREP!" I laugh. "I hope to God you bitches fail! So all of you can leave me alone and get out of my life. MUAHAHAHAHAHA."
They all blinked in unison, I swear. STUPID PINHEADS!
"YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU STUPID BOZOS? I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GIVE YOU ASS GOBLINS ANY STUDY SHEETS! DIE HOMELESS AND ALONE WHEN YOU CAN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE YOU FAILED UNIVERSITY CHEM!!!!!!"
"I apologize, Lee-seonsaeng-nim." Jay bows his head. THE ONLY PROPER KID IN THIS JOINT! I think to myself. Instead, I only say, "Hmph!" God, I hate these kids.
"Anyway, you douchebags, there is going to be a quiz, a game where I say a question, and the first fuckface to answer, gets 15000₩ for lunch because I know you ninnies are broke as your uncles!"
"Actually, my uncle is pretty rich, he owns his o--"
"SHUT UP, JAYYYKEEEEEE!"
"Okay." He smiles. DID I NOT TELL THIS PARASITE TO SHUT HIS ASS?
"Okay, one of you disgusting spawns of Satan hand out the quiz questions?" I look around the classroom. "Niki, get your shitbrick ass up and help us." Niki shakes his head and gets up to collect the papers.
After a few minutes, I see a hand fly up. "NO QUESTIONS DURING THE QUIZ, NUMBNUTS!"
"No, um...Lee-seonsaeng-nim, I ripped my sheet." Sunoo admits.
I SWEAR TO A SHEEP.
"BLOODY HELL! YOU JERKTARD! YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT WRITING AND PRINTING THOSE QUIZ SHEETS? AND YOU RIP IT." I was very mad.
"Fuckface." Sunghoon says.
"What--"
"ALL YOU DO IS YELL AT US ALL THE TIME AND REPETITEVELY INSULT US THE WORST WAY YOU CAN." He isn't yelling, but his words are threatening.
"bitch, do you think I really care about y'all?" I say.
They all quiet.
"now if you wanna grad with good grades then dont talk back, got it?"
"Yes, Lee-seonsaeng-nim." They all say in Korean unison. "Good, now, here's an extra sheet, Sunoo."
He raises his hand again. "Yes, Sunoo?" I say, impatiently.
"If you had another sheet for the quiz, why did you make such a fuss over the one I ripp--"
"YOU HOLLOW HEADED WUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
note: this is no offense to the enhypen members, im just making a story here, not a hate message.
"Settle down, you little uneducated bastards!" I literally yell. Almost everyone looks up at me, except for those two heathens.
Sunghoon and Niki. God, kill me now.
They are constantly provoking me and one day, I'll take this chemistry beaker and smash on each of their heads. Fuck, I'm done with these bastards.
"SUNGHOONNNNNNNN!!" I drag in more air. "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Now I've got their attention. "Can you two wankers actually listen to me? Instead of playing that freaking game your playing or whatever." They both smirk. "We were setting up Sunoo's Tinder." Sunghoon cracks up. They've been making a lot of fun of Sunoo because he's gay, or bisexual. I don't even remember because these picklesuckers have me freakin' exhausted!!
Oh, how I would love to kill all these goddamn wusses. We're probably the LOUDEST class in this academy.
"Anyway, today is...EXAM PREP!" I laugh. "I hope to God you bitches fail! So all of you can leave me alone and get out of my life. MUAHAHAHAHAHA."
They all blinked in unison, I swear. STUPID PINHEADS!
"YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU STUPID BOZOS? I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GIVE YOU ASS GOBLINS ANY STUDY SHEETS! DIE HOMELESS AND ALONE WHEN YOU CAN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE YOU FAILED UNIVERSITY CHEM!!!!!!"
"I apologize, Lee-seonsaeng-nim." Jay bows his head. THE ONLY PROPER KID IN THIS JOINT! I think to myself. Instead, I only say, "Hmph!" God, I hate these kids.
"Anyway, you douchebags, there is going to be a quiz, a game where I say a question, and the first fuckface to answer, gets 15000₩ for lunch because I know you ninnies are broke as your uncles!"
"Actually, my uncle is pretty rich, he owns his o--"
"SHUT UP, JAYYYKEEEEEE!"
"Okay." He smiles. DID I NOT TELL THIS PARASITE TO SHUT HIS ASS?
"Okay, one of you disgusting spawns of Satan hand out the quiz questions?" I look around the classroom. "Niki, get your shitbrick ass up and help us." Niki shakes his head and gets up to collect the papers.
After a few minutes, I see a hand fly up. "NO QUESTIONS DURING THE QUIZ, NUMBNUTS!"
"No, um...Lee-seonsaeng-nim, I ripped my sheet." Sunoo admits.
I SWEAR TO A SHEEP.
"BLOODY HELL! YOU JERKTARD! YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT WRITING AND PRINTING THOSE QUIZ SHEETS? AND YOU RIP IT." I was very mad.
"Fuckface." Sunghoon says.
"What--"
"ALL YOU DO IS YELL AT US ALL THE TIME AND REPETITEVELY INSULT US THE WORST WAY YOU CAN." He isn't yelling, but his words are threatening.
"bitch, do you think I really care about y'all?" I say.
They all quiet.
"now if you wanna grad with good grades then dont talk back, got it?"
"Yes, Lee-seonsaeng-nim." They all say in Korean unison. "Good, now, here's an extra sheet, Sunoo."
He raises his hand again. "Yes, Sunoo?" I say, impatiently.
"If you had another sheet for the quiz, why did you make such a fuss over the one I ripp--"
"YOU HOLLOW HEADED WUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sry abt all the cussing (the chapter is heeseung pov, he is the teacher)
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