[PARODY] A generic 4th generation shade post generator (1 Viewer)

[Yili]

DISCLAIMER: This is not directed towards any person in particular nor is it a target for any of the groups mentioned in the generator, it's just for the fun

For fun you can now generate a generic and overused statement that has probably been made about some fourth generation group. It's surprising how many of the things I've seen in the generator that I have heard SEVERAL times in the recent years

EXAMPLE of a random post:
I've liked K-pop since the Wonder Girls Nobody M/V dropped, man I miss those days... I've seen many videos by ITZY, and I think they'll never measure up to 3rd gen legends like Twice or Red Velvet. I know what I'm talking about, I'm saying this as someone who frequently watches kazoo covers on YouTube. DISCLAIMER: I solo stan their leader so there's no way I'm an anti.

Go to this link to generate some if you are interested~
https://denim-mousy-recorder.glitch.me

 

[Ahsoka]

Bird choreographed for a talent show

 

[Bopper]

I don't believe 4th gen has even started but anyways... I've watched many performances by Purple Kiss, and I think they make me wonder why companies debut trainees who are obviously not ready for idol life (by which I mean trainees who aren't literally perfect in every way). I know what I'm talking about, I'm saying this as someone who just got a one-month trial of YouTube music. DISCLAIMER: I solo stan their main visual so I'm not just an anti.

Ouch!!!

 

[eclipsoul]

I've liked K-pop since before PSY was born. I watched 30s of footage from Stray Kids, and I think they're basically just dancers who pay no attention to vocals. I'm qualified to speak on this, as someone who has listened to Mozart once. DISCLAIMER: I once scrolled past a tweet from the group's official account without starting a fanwar so I'm not just some hater.

i... i haven't even listened to mozart once i'm so sorry skz

 

[Tickita]

 

[RandAlThor]

lol it actually picked a group i do not like the music of..

but since i was born is objectively a bit too much...............

I've been a K-pop fan since I was born. I've seen exactly 1.5 performances by Everglow, and I think it's OBJECTIVELY true that they cannot hold up to the earlier gens I used to stan. I'm qualified to speak on this, as someone I joined a church choir when I was 12 and quit within 3 months. DISCLAIMER: I still listen to their music regularly so I'm not just some hater.

 

[gud_bam]

3rd gen stan here. I've listened to many songs by Ateez, and I think their vocals are AWFUL. I know what I'm talking about, I'm saying this as someone who watches a lot of khh and krnb which makes me an expert on rap. DISCLAIMER: I've only participated in three fanwars against this group so I'm not just some hater.

 

[Michael]

Hmmm, let me see if I can agree or not with at least part of this.

2nd gen stan here.

Damn, right off the hat, I have to disagree. If I ever stanned a group, it was a 3rd gen one and I'm not even a stan anymore.

I've listened to many songs by Treasure,

Not at all that I remember. I've reached the conclusion that I'll never like any music from kpop boygroups.

and I think they have no stage presence whatsoever.

No fucking idea whatsoever. For what I know about them, they may even be stage GODS and I wouldn't know.

I know what I'm talking about,

I'm not talking at all.

I'm saying this as someone who's been critical of an MNet survival show before.

No fucking idea about MNet.

DISCLAIMER: their visuals are great

I find visuals from boys to be completely meaningless; so NO again.

and I still think they're cool

They may be cool actually.

so I'm not just an anti.

At last something I can agree with.