please give me some dad jokes (1 Viewer)

[Panda]

i am trying to laugh while cringing

 

[athenaaa]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory

 

[gud_bam]

What's the best smelling insect?

A deodor-ant.

 

[doll]

whats the best place 2 shop 4 swaggy roach clothes? roach hardware
(omg this is so bad)

 

[tai]

what did the quarter say to the penny? You don't make much cents

 

[Wingfrost]

What did the baby corn say to mama corn?…
Where’s pop corn?

 

[raymondchouku]

I know dad jokes aren't supposed to be narratives, but this is just as bad as any dad jokes...

Counselor: So why have you come to see me today?

The Chicken: Lately I've been feeling a lot of negative emotions. I'm just so Terrifried... When I think about my future I'm just so Petrifried...

 

[izcream]

what are the strongest days? saturday and sunday because the rest of the days are weak days

 

[Myco]

My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."

 

[Tickita]

i am trying to laugh while cringing

Hi, Trying to Laugh While Cringing.

I'm Dad.