18+ Sometimes I wish I had a d**k (1 Viewer)

[maruberry]

Sometimes I wish I had a dick
Not bcs I wanna be a man or anything like that

I just want a dick

Fucking somebody is so much more appealing to me than being fucked. It just is
Pushing a big cock into somebodies pussy or ass is just... I like the idea of it to put it the least

I'm telling y'all, one day I'm gonna buy myself a strap-on.
It ain't the real thing, but it's the closest i can get!

 

[FaceMcShooty]

I come here after 100 years and this is the first thing I see...
Not disappointed

 

[maruberry]

I come here after 100 years and this is the first thing I see...
Not disappointed

Have a warm welcome

 

[Poetry]

I think having a penis would be too distracting. Not being used to having one and all.

 

[jasque]

 

[TRAUMATHON]

i'm sure peeing outside would be less of a hassle

 

[JakeyWantsCakey]

Would you want to have it circumcised or not, though?

That's the REAL question!

 

[amourpinks]

ima need you to go ahead and log off for me...

 

[daesuki]

honestly same

i want a dick

 

[Ahsoka]

That's the dream

 

[Darkseid]

honestly same

i want a dick

Go around campus saying that, you'll get one

 

[daesuki]

Go around campus saying that, you'll get one

already got some but i want another i guess

 

[daesuki]

Go around campus saying that, you'll get one

already got some but i want another i guess

WAIT oh you mean actual dick i thought you meant jerks LMAOO

 

[Darkseid]

already got some but i want another i guess

Ayy get it girl, look who had a fun college life

WAIT oh you mean actual dick i thought you meant jerks LMAOO

Oh wait nvm

 

[daesuki]

Ayy get it girl, look who had a fun college life



Oh wait nvm

i did have some dick so you weren't far off

 

[Darkseid]

i did have some dick so you weren't far off

Ayy I always believed in you

 

[daesuki]

Ayy I always believed in you

feels good man :wonugl:

 

[Darkseid]

feels good man :wonugl:

The man feels good too

 

[daesuki]

The man feels good too

I walked right into that one u right dough

 

[Darkseid]

I walked right into that one u right dough

Of course lmao, but the better they feel, the more skilled you are