The Future Canadian Hobo Anon (1 Viewer)

[Lovely_Cornchips]

@lexus when this is all over I will be available to offer counseling services

She's fine she's a tough-ass bitch.

 

[lexus]

Alright so who would be which Powerpuff Girl and who would be Mojo Jojo?

I know nothing about them

EXCUSE YOU?!?!?!?! THEY ARE POWERfUL MFING QUEENS CHILD

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

EXCUSE YOU?!?!?!?! THEY POWERfUL MFING QUEENS CHILD

I always think Vikki can't disappoint me more and then she goes off and does it anyway.

 

[lexus]

@lexus when this is all over I will be available to offer counseling services

That's so sweet of you

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

What’s your favorite Pokémon?

Squirtle because I like to say Squirtle randomly out of boredom.

 

[lexus]

Alright so who would be which Powerpuff Girl and who would be Mojo Jojo?

So Blossom would be @Vikki
Bubbles would be @lexus or @Mangoey
BUttercup would be @Panda
I'm Mojo Jojo becuase i'm a dumbass who repeats herself.

I deserve to be Bubbles

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

But why... why... wouldn't professor plutonium eat his peas

Peas are an abomination that's fucking why

 

[lexus]

Someone told me the cure for Corona Virus was a Corona Beer... is that insensitive, stupid, or both...

Both

 

[lexus]

What's your opinion of PassCode?

Their music isn't really my taste

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

This thread has more burns than donald trump's hair piece

Thank you we practice every day in discord just for moments like these

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Now I'm sitting here saying Squirtle out loud on repeat and laughing

 

[lexus]

Lex. The reason math is fun is because... just 10k more equations and I get my own castle. Next to Oprah. And then she invites me over for crumpets... Oh please Oprah, goddess of Daytime. Love Me. Or at least give me Kyungsoo # so he can Love Me Right.

Okay but.. fuck math.. and Kyungsoo

I reread this and it feels like I said Kyungsoo could fuck off
I promise that's not what I meant

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Its a shame that Ray hasn't submitted a single question to this anon... He's usually a top contributor, but instead you got me...

He threw so much shit into this anon it ain't funny anon...unless this is Ray trying to pretend to be someone else.

 

[lexus]

What’s your favorite Pokémon?

I love Bulbasaur and Eevee. As for Eeveelutions, I like Sylveon a lot

 

[raymondchouku]

I promise that's not what I meant

I promise too... 3-4 times a day. Sometimes on Boombox

 

[Yili]

What’s your favorite Pokémon?

I love Bulbasaur and Eevee. As for Eeveelutions, I like Sylveon a lot

aren't we all trash for eevee

 

[Ahsoka]

But why... why... wouldn't professor plutonium eat his peas

Who

 

[lexus]

She's fine she's a tough-ass bitch.

Oh yeah.. I am

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Alright guys who is the funniest person in your friend group, be honest, congratulate yourself if you feel in the mood

...I honestly want to say me because I laugh at my dumbass shit all the time. I sound so fucking cocky omfg.

But also I'd probably say @Panda or @lexus but @Vikki is unironically funny and @Mangoey pops up with some funny shit from time to time.

 

[Ahsoka]

This thread has more burns than donald trump's hair piece

We love each other I promise