The story of the 'BIG' Poke ( MODS THIS IS PG, OK? O_O) (1 Viewer)

[Exi]

When I was doing my internship, I had to schedule my covid vaccine and the clinic I went to only had weekday appointments left.
Throughout the whole scheduling process, I called the vaccine the 'BIG' poke lol.
I didn't notice it could be interpreted in a non-PG ahem ahem way until I used it in front of everyone irl.

I was talking about my vaccine appointment to my manager and said 'I need to get off work soon to get the BIG poke'.
My manager just awkwardly smiled like I was a preschooler saying random shit.
I was suss'd but I only realized after getting that reaction from everyone I used it in front of irl
OMGGG
SOMEONE SAVE MYSELF FROM MY OWN CRINGE PLESSS

Spoiler: 'story time with exi' gang

@GyutiePie
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[litc]

When I was doing my internship, I had to schedule my covid vaccine and the clinic I went to only had weekday appointments left.
Throughout the whole scheduling process, I called the vaccine the 'BIG' poke lol.
I didn't notice it could be interpreted in a non-PG ahem ahem way until I used it in front of everyone irl.

I was talking about my vaccine appointment to my manager and said 'I need to get off work soon to get the BIG poke'.
My manager just awkwardly smiled like I was a preschooler saying random shit.
I was suss'd but I only realized after getting that reaction from everyone I used it in front of irl
OMGGG
SOMEONE SAVE MYSELF FROM MY OWN CRINGE PLESSS

Spoiler: 'story time with exi' gang

@GyutiePie
@Kamistar @badcrookshanks @Hakunama_Tata @Naru @litc @xtra @Nina @lexus @Tickita @MinjuChu @OnlyCalB @Yili @Wingfrost @Chilly
@Juniverse @Day @Vikki @uran @LilacNyx @Jungwonie @velvet
@butter @Moguri @Kramsuss @seoriverse @baejin @lver @DarthYouChanious

I don't get the non-pg way, I actually don't understand

big poke sounds like you're gonna pay someone to poke you with a stick

 

[Nina]

Ma'am

PG

 

[Exi]

I don't get the non-pg way, I actually don't understand

big poke sounds like you're gonna pay someone to poke you with a stick

@Tickita @Vikki yall heard the story lol , do you wanna um spoil this part? lol XD

 

[Moguri]

I don't get the non-pg way, I actually don't understand

big poke sounds like you're gonna pay someone to poke you with a stick

my sweetest and most innocent Lity

 

[Moguri]

When I was doing my internship, I had to schedule my covid vaccine and the clinic I went to only had weekday appointments left.
Throughout the whole scheduling process, I called the vaccine the 'BIG' poke lol.
I didn't notice it could be interpreted in a non-PG ahem ahem way until I used it in front of everyone irl.

I was talking about my vaccine appointment to my manager and said 'I need to get off work soon to get the BIG poke'.
My manager just awkwardly smiled like I was a preschooler saying random shit.
I was suss'd but I only realized after getting that reaction from everyone I used it in front of irl
OMGGG
SOMEONE SAVE MYSELF FROM MY OWN CRINGE PLESSS

Spoiler: 'story time with exi' gang

@GyutiePie
@Kamistar @badcrookshanks @Hakunama_Tata @Naru @litc @xtra @Nina @lexus @Tickita @MinjuChu @OnlyCalB @Yili @Wingfrost @Chilly
@Juniverse @Day @Vikki @uran @LilacNyx @Jungwonie @velvet
@butter @Moguri @Kramsuss @seoriverse @baejin @lver @DarthYouChanious

How can we still save you at this point? It seems like you already told everyone you knew

 

[litc]

@Tickita @Vikki yall heard the story lol , do you wanna um spoil this part? lol XD

I'm not sure I wanna be spoiled

 

[Dreamer_of_Songs]

Why is this Rated-R content here

JK! I understand the PG context of it

 

[litc]

How can we still save you at this point? It seems like you already told everyone you knew

save her from what?

 

[Moguri]

save her from what?

she wanted to be saved from her cringe

 

[litc]

she wanted to be saved from her cringe

oh yeah, it's way too late, you'd have to stop talking exi bexi

 

[Exi]

oh yeah, it's way too late, you'd have to stop talking exi bexi

this is the truest thing I've seen todayyyy

 

[litc]

this is the truest thing I've seen todayyyy

 

[Tickita]

I'm not sure I wanna be spoiled

I will spare you, then dw

 

[Moguri]

this is the truest thing I've seen todayyyy

Maybe people forget about it

Spoiler

there is no way that will happen

 

[Boyo]

big poke sounds like you're gonna pay someone to poke you with a stick

Well, with money you can buy a poke with a stick, too.

 

[Yerichu]

So COCID is rated R now

 

[Yerichu]

So COVID is rated R now

 

[Selfmate]

someone please think of the children!!!

 

[litc]

Well, with money you can buy a poke with a stick, too.

sounds like a waste of money

you can just go outside, grab a twig, and poke yourself