What "card" do you pull? (1 Viewer)

[tai]

I love pulling the "short" and "is it bc I'm black" OR my new personal favorite "not you [blank] an orphan" / "is it because I'm an orphan"

Also the "is it bc I'm gay"

And I'm 290% the type of person to yell "DID YOU JUST CALL ME THE-" I'm a menace



Idk they're so convenient and amusing.

@ilychan @Reverie @uran @jesus_christ

 

[athenaaa]

I pull the gay card way too often. I also use my cuteness to my advantage

 

[Villains]

"is it because i'm brown?"

 

[tai]

"is it because i'm brown?"

How dare you say this in an orphan's thread....

 

[tai]

I pull the gay card way too often. I also use my cuteness to my advantage

I can't act cute or I'll throw up.... That me is in the past...

 

[Villains]

How dare you say this in an orphan's thread....

oh damn i hope i don't get cancelled 🥱

 

[tai]

oh damn i hope i don't get cancelled 🥱

You're safe... For now

 

[athenaaa]

I can't act cute or I'll throw up.... That me is in the past...

I keep getting told I’m cute so might as well use it. I used to detest it but it has come in handy tbh. But yeah acting cute is definitely not the most comfortable thing and not for everyone

 

[litc]

I love pulling the "short" and "is it bc I'm black" OR my new personal favorite "not you [blank] an orphan" / "is it because I'm an orphan"

Also the "is it bc I'm gay"

And I'm 290% the type of person to yell "DID YOU JUST CALL ME THE-" I'm a menace



Idk they're so convenient and amusing.

@ilychan @Reverie @uran @jesus_christ

I don't think I pull any card but I used to "innocently" ask how ppl celebrated new years 2000 on New Years "since it must've been a bigger deal being the turn of the century, and I don't know since I wasn't born then" to make ppl feel old

When I was 14, I also said "they're over twice my age" anytime someone called someone 29 or in their 30s young

also "Beyonce's old enough to be my mom"

I pulled the "idk, I was born in the 21st century card" a few times ig

 

[tai]

I keep getting told I’m cute so might as well use it. I used to detest it but it has come in handy tbh. But yeah acting cute is definitely not the most comfortable thing and not for everyone

Me when i first joined 😭 but I'm emo now so

 

[litc]

"is it because i'm brown?"

someone once asked me if I voted for obama in our fake election in 1st grade bc I was brown

 

[Villains]

someone once asked me if I voted for obama in our fake election in 1st grade bc I was brown

WHAT

 

[litc]

WHAT

SO BEFORE THE REAL ELECTION WE HELD A FAKE ELECTION IN FIRST GRADE AND I KNEW NOTHING ABT THE CANDIDATES SO I VOTED FOR OBAMA BC MY DAD SAID HE DID, AND THIS KID ASKED ME WHO I VOTED FOR, I SAID OBAMA, AND THEN HE ASKED IF I VOTED FOR HIM BC I WAS BROWN, AND I SAID "NO, BC MY DAD VOTED FOR HIM"

 

[Villains]

THEN HE ASKED IF I VOTED FOR HIM BC I WAS BROWN, AND I SAID "NO, BC MY DAD VOTED FOR HIM"

i don't know how to feel about that

 

[Nina]

"is it because i'm brown?"

This XD
And the 1st/2nd gen immigrant card
And “it’s because I’m a woman right?”
But that’s a tamer version. I normally say

you’re saying that because I have a vagina, right?

 

[dark_tranquility]

Because I am asian and white?
Because my mother is short?
Because I look like my father more than my mother

(cards)

 

[tai]

SO BEFORE THE REAL ELECTION WE HELD A FAKE ELECTION IN FIRST GRADE AND I KNEW NOTHING ABT THE CANDIDATES SO I VOTED FOR OBAMA BC MY DAD SAID HE DID, AND THIS KID ASKED ME WHO I VOTED FOR, I SAID OBAMA, AND THEN HE ASKED IF I VOTED FOR HIM BC I WAS BROWN, AND I SAID "NO, BC MY DAD VOTED FOR HIM"

OH MY GOD

 

[shika]

Is it because I'm tall ? *uwu eyes*

 

[dark_tranquility]

Is it because I'm tall ? *uwu eyes*

How tall though?

 

[shika]

How tall though?

186 cm (6'1)