What is the most majestic way of dumping your bf/gf? (1 Viewer)

[FaceMcShooty]

What is the most majestic, elegant and painless way of breaking up with your your bf/gf?

 

[kodoku]

Just don't tell them "they are too kind/good"

 

[bulletproof]

don't break up through sms or something maybe uhm... take a 'break'

 

[FaceMcShooty]

maybe uhm... take a 'break'

Isn't that just wickedly sadistic and unfair?

 

[MinSquishy]

I'm not too good at sugar coating things...

Spoiler: THIS IS PRETTY MEAN BUT...

Me: I'm home from school
Him: Hi, Home. I'm [his name]
Me: Hi, [his name]. I'm Single

Spoiler: GOOD COMEBACK FOR HIM

Him: Hi, Single. I'm Cheating.

I am very cruel XD

 

[bulletproof]

Isn't that just wickedly sadistic and unfair?

Hmmm why do you break up tho? It depends on the reason If it's just... not working anymore, a break would give both of you some time to think about it

 

[FaceMcShooty]

I'm not too good at sugar coating things...

Spoiler: THIS IS PRETTY MEAN BUT...

Me: I'm home from school
Him: Hi, Home. I'm [his name]
Me: Hi, [his name]. I'm Single

Spoiler: GOOD COMEBACK FOR HIM

Him: Hi, Single. I'm Cheating.

I am very cruel XD

ghhffkghk now I know why your location is Hell

Hmmm why do you break up tho? It depends on the reason If it's just... not working anymore, a break would give both of you some time to think about it

A break is just slow suffering for both. Do you know any couple for whom it worked? I don't. They always end up despising each other...

 

[bulletproof]

A break is just slow suffering for both. Do you know any couple for whom it worked? I don't. They always end up despising each other...

Well me and my ex were together a few weeks, got a break for a few months and then got back together for almost 3 years if this counts

 

[MinSquishy]

ghhffkghk now I know why your location is Hell

Hehe. You know it!!!!

 

[FaceMcShooty]

Well me and my ex were together a few weeks, got a break for a few months and then got back together for almost 3 years if this counts

 

[bulletproof]

well we broke up at some point but for a completely different reason

do you mind if I ask why do you want to break up?

 

[FaceMcShooty]

well we broke up at some point but for a completely different reason

do you mind if I ask why do you want to break up?

Oh, I don't! I'm single
I'm just curious... Cause people everywhere keep hurting each other unintentionally and I'm trying to figure out path of lowest suffering levels.

 

[bulletproof]

Oh, I don't! I'm single
I'm just curious... Cause people everywhere keep hurting each other unintentionally and I'm trying to figure out path of lowest suffering levels.

Oh ok
well in this case it really depends on multiple things

 

[jasque]

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Let's break up, dubadubadoo.

 

[Wicked]

Oh, I don't! I'm single
I'm just curious... Cause people everywhere keep hurting each other unintentionally and I'm trying to figure out path of lowest suffering levels.

You know what, I'd like to know this too. Even if I'm happily single myself rn.

It'd be good for future reference.

 

[Mew]

There isn't one really. You can't control how deeply someone feels for you or how they handle the breakUp.
In general.. I suppose my break ups are more amicable in the longterm. Considering I'm still friends with my exes however at the time of break up thhere was so much pain, but I was open and honest about why it wasnt working, evaluating where I went wrong and where he went wrong I'm quite logical in that respect.

 

[jasque]

A rejected in a harsh way but I deserved it

This girl I had a crush on me and I rejected her

However I later developed feelings for her and she rejected me

Oh thats tragic

Maybe it wasnt meant to be at least

 

[jasque]

Yeah I definitely learned my lesson

At least we dated before all of that drama happened

Oh that sounds plotty

 

[jasque]

Yeah we almost got back together but it didn’t work out

Maybe it’s for the best

But it’s been 2 years and I’m lonely

Just take the opportunity to do stuff you wouldnt if you were dating

Like watching 5 movies in a row alone or send flowers to everyone you know