Rumor YouTube's Drunk (1 Viewer)

[Emanresu]

YouTube's Drunk

YouTube?

Hey! YouTube you there!

YouTube comes running out of his room almost stumbling. Pulling his pants up.

I sniff the air.

YouTube are you drunk? It smells like hookers and beer in here.

YouTube glances nervously back at his room where I here a faint female giggle. He hiccups.

I shake my head.

Jesus I was gonna have a search for you. But with you like this.... I mean you're drunk! Can you even search right now? Maybe I'll just go.

YouTube frantically grabs my arm..... insisting he's fine. He can search! He says.

Okay well I want to watch that Hot Chocolate Scene from Polar Express movie. You know that wholesome magical Christmas movie about kids going to the North Pole on a train.

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(No response from Youtube)

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You have no idea what I'm talking about do you?


YouTube nods happily.

I sigh..... Okay just search for "polar Express hot chocolate". That simple enough?

YouTube gives me the same exact happy nod.

You sure you understand???

*Happy nod #3*

Okay then go!

Youtube runs off down into his basement.

I wait impatiently.... The stench of liquor and sex still filling the air...

Finally a CRASH and a BANG from the basement....

Then the sound of stumbling footsteps running up the stairs.

YouTube comes running up clutching a DVD in his hand.... He hands it to me with a slurred grin.

Is this a bootleg???? It doesn't even have a cover?

YouTube shrugs. Hiccups.

I shake my head at him and sit down and put the DVD into the Xbox.

And start to watch.

YouTube's hiccupping continues in the background.






B-side:

 

[dark_tranquility]

Youtube is drunk, especially with what it recommends I watch all the time lmao. (not even).

 

[yeji]

hilarious. but yeah yt is so drunk sometimes. I always get such weird recommendations.

 

[DrowningFishy]

Youtube is drunk, especially with what it recommends I watch all the time lmao. (not even).

YOu know if you log out and start with a clean history they "fixed" youtubes recommendation algorithm so you don't end up in THAT side of youtube. NO more games on how many steps till conspiracy, or needing eye bleach.

 

[dark_tranquility]

YOu know if you log out and start with a clean history they "fixed" youtubes recommendation algorithm so you don't end up in THAT side of youtube. NO more games on how many steps till conspiracy, or needing eye bleach.

But once you go to that SIDE you can't come back. Believe me, I've seen enough of it. To consider it quite strange. Strange but interesting.
As we all tend to do. I will accept the candy from youtube's hand and journey to the darkside....

 

[DrowningFishy]

But once you go to that SIDE you can't come back. Believe me, I've seen enough of it. To consider it quite strange. Strange but interesting.

Oh I work grave yard I ventured to that side many times and left traumatized. I think venturing to THAT SIDE of youtube should be a passage of right for young kids into adulthood

 

[dark_tranquility]

Oh I work grave yard I ventured to that side many times and left traumatized. I think venturing to THAT SIDE of youtube should be a passage of right for young kids into adulthood

Indeed. I was told early on from my twinny about it, so he spoiled it for me.
He likes to venture there and do a full expedition and back.
He cannot get enough of it.

I get my strangeness from him... so rumours will tell you.