18+ a Rick Astley x Shrek fanfic (1 Viewer)

[RockyGoose]

His Thigh
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Rick Astley and Shrek are sitting on the couch together, watching a documentary about Welsh sheep.​

Rick looks at the ogre seductively.​

Shrek starts looking at Rick too.​

Then Rick caresses his thigh.​

The ogre's cheeks turn pink and his heart flutters from the touch.​

"Shrek..." Rick says softly. "I'm never gonna give you up"​

And then Rick plants his lips of Shrek's, and they kiss passionately.​

The End​

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What the heck did I just write...​

 

[shika]

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave

 

[ADORA]

um

 

[noctis]

:taeilsob:

 

[Chan_tan]

I mean its good......sorta

 

[Myth]

Lewd

 

[Violanah]

Omg lol

 

[NonAsh]

I'm not sure if I want to process what I had just read.

 

[NonAsh]

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave

He might be spinning faster than the coils of a generator in a power plant...

 

[catonkatonk]

it is not fiction

 

[Moguri]

wow...

 

[Kataphract]

Its standard fare.

it needs to be burned in a standard fashion.

 

[Tiaramitsu]

💀💀💀