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His Thigh
Rick Astley and Shrek are sitting on the couch together, watching a documentary about Welsh sheep.
Rick looks at the ogre seductively.
Shrek starts looking at Rick too.
Then Rick caresses his thigh.
The ogre's cheeks turn pink and his heart flutters from the touch.
"Shrek..." Rick says softly. "I'm never gonna give you up"
And then Rick plants his lips of Shrek's, and they kiss passionately.
The End
What the heck did I just write...