HELLO STUPID! I AM IDIOT! (1 Viewer)

[Lovely_Cornchips]

I fucking-

I FUCKING THREW A GIANT SPOON INTO THE DAMN WASHING MACHINE
AND MY DAMN DRYER AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT UNTIL AFTER I WAS FUCKING DONE.

I FUCKING MACHINE WASHED AND DRIED A SPOON
AND SOMEHOW DIDN'T BREAK ANYTHING.

I-I-I
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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[seungfloral]

Was the music good??? XD

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Was the music good??? XD

I NEVER FOUND OUT IT WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MY SHEETS I DIDN'T HEAR IT. WTF WAS A SPOON DOING IN MY SHEETS I....

 

[RandAlThor]

I NEVER FOUND OUT IT WAS SO WRAPPED UP IN MY SHEETS I DIDN'T HEAR IT. WTF WAS A SPOON DOING IN MY SHEETS I....

spooning? it was just looking to cuddle.

 

[Yerichu]

Your washing machine must be a tough one, fighting not only stains but spoons too

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

spooning? it was just looking to cuddle.

I hate you for this.

 

[athenaaa]

I’ve put some weird shit in the washing machine accidentally but never a spoon

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

I’ve put some weird shit in the washing machine accidentally but never a spoon

I HAVE BEEN OFF THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS BUT THIS BEATS EVERYTHING

 

[Ahsoka]

I have a flow chart I use for washing machines. First: does the thing that went in have a beating heart? If yes: you done fucked up. If no: eh, no big deal

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

I have a flow chart I use for washing machines. First: does the thing that went in have a beating heart? If yes: you done fucked up. If no: eh, no big deal

Then I guess I shouldn't tell you about the one incident.

 

[StirFriedPanda]

It was still washed so missioned accomplished. Killing two birds with one spoon. What's the problem? I once threw some shredding in my laundry hamper. For got it was there, washed it. The I assure you, the paper was shreded way better than the shredder could ever of done. Of I had to pick little pieces of paper out of my clothes for hours... and then days later because I kept finding more when I would put clean clothes on.

 

[DearEagleZ]

reminds me of the time a lego piece somehow went into the washing machine AND dryer

 

[Selfmate]

at least now you have a clean spoon

 

[StirFriedPanda]

Ok, I have to no. Why was washing a spoon with clothes so upset?! Was it like covered in chocolate and you washed it with your whites? Please explain this!

 

[MK3AM]

yummy spoon with detergent /j

 

[Lovely_Cornchips]

Ok, I have to no. Why was washing a spoon with clothes so upset?! Was it like covered in chocolate and you washed it with your whites? Please explain this!

It could've broken my machines and those are expensive.