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So there i was chilling at my house on a sat morning

When my stupid bitch of a best friend lets herself in and tells me we need to do something

I didn't want to get up but I'm a good best friend so I did anyway and went with her to the kitchen

There she explained to me that her dumbass had seen fire noodles all over the internet and now she wanted to try them out
I being the stupid gullible dumbass that i am
Agreed to do it with her

The first bite was pure hell
I've always considered myself good with spices but i guess I'm not very good after all

My mouth burns, my throat burns, my heart burns, my stomach burns and in a couple hours my ass will probably be burning


I've decided I'm going to kill the bitch that did this to me
Any tips on how to get away with murder?

When my stupid bitch of a best friend lets herself in and tells me we need to do something
I didn't want to get up but I'm a good best friend so I did anyway and went with her to the kitchen
There she explained to me that her dumbass had seen fire noodles all over the internet and now she wanted to try them out
I being the stupid gullible dumbass that i am
Agreed to do it with her
The first bite was pure hell
I've always considered myself good with spices but i guess I'm not very good after all
My mouth burns, my throat burns, my heart burns, my stomach burns and in a couple hours my ass will probably be burning
I've decided I'm going to kill the bitch that did this to me
Any tips on how to get away with murder?