18+ Man Takes Out Ads All Across the Internet to Find Virgin Mate (1 Viewer)

[VillageIdiot]

Design site, cooking blogs, fanfiction sites, kitten gif site etc have had this ad

And surprisingly, it doesn't take you to some seedy porn site
It takes you to a single page website where a ex-Scrabble champion goes into his life story and love woes

The details:
Get in touch with me, and we can chat. I'd love to hear from you! We can get to know each other, and, if we're a really good match, then we can start talking travel. I'll organise this. Yes, you can be from overseas. Adelaide, capital of South Australia, is a city of 1.3m, and one of the most liveable cities in the world. More information here. I'll make sure you have a fantastic life here.

I'm a fun and entertaining person to be around, but I'm also a strongly intellectual kind of a person, and I really need the same in a partner. If you're bright, enjoy intellectual conversation, and love using your mind, please contact me.

My professional profile is here, if it interests you. The important parts are that I'm an internet entrepreneur, investor, board game designer, and that I studied Genetics at Adelaide University. INTJ.

I'm a confident, positive, and outgoing person. I like to help people, and people often ask my advice. I have an excellent sense of humour, and I love to make people laugh. There's no good reason I don't have a partner, other than that I'm looking for something so specific.

I'm thirty-eight years old. I have the experience and maturity of someone older, but I look younger. If you're looking for someone who has their act together, I'll be a good choice. If you're looking for someone to party with, I'm probably not a good choice. I don't have any specific age range of partner I'm looking for.

I'm exactly six feet (183cm) tall, which is taller than 80% of men my age. Women tend to want to know this.

I'm not religious. I don't mind what you believe, but if it's an important part of your life, we might not be compatible.

To make it clear, I'm looking for someone who, like me, hasn't had any sexual experiences of any kind before. I've talked to lots of people now, and many people have complex answers to this question. People have been very open, in telling me about their lives, and sometimes their past has been difficult. I don't want people to have to do this any more, so I need to draw a clear line at any kind of sexual activity, for now.

People assume I'm being flooded with contacts. I receive a few emails of all kinds each day, but only occasionally does someone contact me, who matches what I'm looking for. That's the reason for this rather extensive and unusual search. If you're a smart young woman, who's waiting for the right person, there's a good chance I'll be very interested. If this sounds like someone you know, please direct them to this site.

I've accumulated too many pen pals, however, so I'm currently only able to reply to people who are potential partners.

I'll very clearly update this page when I find someone, as many people are curious.

ig this is one way to get a girlfriend
Gotta admire the determination and effort

Moral of the story: y'all just ain't trying hard enough

 

[bulletproof]

what an original way to find a girlfriend

 

[HopeOnTheStreet]

Gotta love his dedication. I hope he finds a girlfriend

 

[Yoohyeon]

I might do this someday when I am more successful with my stories and online business

 

[bulletproof]

I might do this someday when I am more successful with my stories and online business

Good luck

 

[dokyeomon]

...oh my god

 

[PrideInBaek]

Well that's new

 

[Belgizen]

No way I've seen how much people are willing to give to a virgin (sometimes a million dollars)
I'd rather sell it than pay for ads

 

[Darkseid]

I don't get this obsession with having a virgin
The sex is gonna be awkward and terrible af if both partners are virgins

 

[PrideInBaek]

I don't get this obsession with having a virgin
The sex is gonna be awkward and terrible af if both partners are virgins

 

[Darkseid]

Me with my first ex

 

[Jimimis]

Yes but is there a photo of his face???

 

[Darkyoda47]

I'm down if he's looking for a young man. I could use a sugar daddy

 

[dokyeomon]

I'm down if he's looking for a young man. I could use a sugar daddy

well,it is possible that he starts expanding his horizons

you could be his first expansion

 

[Darkyoda47]

well,it is possible that he starts expanding his horizons

you could be his first expansion

Yaaas he can expand into me

 

[RandAlThor]

Yaaas he can expand into me

pretty sure form your own admission you do not meet qualification number 1 as he wants a virgin. :)

biggest problem is the majority of those eligible girls will be very religious, and will be very unlikely to a part with the belief structure period and said virginity until married.

 

[RandAlThor]

I don't get this obsession with having a virgin
The sex is gonna be awkward and terrible af if both partners are virgins

Taking him at face value I would assume he does not care about that at all.
Either that or he has a vast collection of training films...... and is under the assumption that that is real.

 

[Darkyoda47]

pretty sure form your own admission you do not meet qualification number 1 as he wants a virgin. :)

biggest problem is the majority of those eligible girls will be very religious, and will be very unlikely to a part with the belief structure period and said virginity until married.

Damn forgot about the virgin part.... Well it's not like he has to know I've had sex ^^

 

[emptycup]

This is sad
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