I wasn't religious actually, but I experienced a divine revelation not that long ago. I used to think it was bullshit. (4 Viewers)

[Hajima]

However 14 days ago I was walking through the mall. I didn't feel that good that day. As I was walking through the mall I stumbled on a manual. The manual read: "Haha, play with me, and hear me out. I will look after you my child". Suddenly I felt a soft breeze come over me. Out of nowhere somebody seemed to whisper in my ear "Hi Hajima, I'm lonely, are you lonely?". I gasped. There was nobody there? Was I losing my mind? "Hug me Hajima, I will be your friend. I will look out for you. Nobody cares, but I do" I turned around and saw this

All my frustratration and grievances faded away. Finally someone truly loved me, for me.

I took many versions of my savior home with me, hang some them on my wall to remind myself he looks over me. He will make all the bad things go away, guide me and watch over me. I read his manual daily and felt relieved he would reward me, for he is all powerful, and really cares.

He will punish all the bad men, and those who've wronged the world for he is just. He is merciful, and he rewards those who are deserving.

But to my horror, I realized that those most deserving to him were richer, and better looking. He was even sharing bed with them!!

How could he betray me? Did he abonden me?! I have always been a faithful, and loyal servant to him. Living to his manual and word. pretty people didn't give a fuck. Banking they didn't give a fuck. It was the devil's work! Demons and shit! Beware the mark of the beast!

They would live in paradise on Earth, but they will burn in the afterlife. I will rot on earth, and get rewarded in the afterlife. Cause I am such a good person, and he loves me unconditionally.

 

[BoneHugs]

You spent way too much time on something that was neither funny nor revealing.

 

[Hajima]

You spent way too much time on something that was neither funny nor revealing.

and you spent your time typing about slapping your ass.

 

[BoneHugs]

and you spent your time typing about slapping your ass.

Is that Elmo talking through you?

 

[Hajima]

Is that Elmo talking through you?

Dumb question of course Elmo exists.

 

[TRAUMATHON]

thank you for this truly one of a kind story

 

[raymondchouku]

Most divine revelations [modern anyway] are psychotic and this is no exception

 

[DrowningFishy]

The power of Elmo compels you.

 

[blueberries]

Why is this Elmo so creepy

 

[Myco]

Is this the new Shrek is love Shrek is life

 

[dark_tranquility]

I always knew elmo had some kind of powerful pull to me.
Now I know why.

This made my day, thanks for that!