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Don't eat red velvet cake.

I am now a certified dog groomer and I have earned my 2-year diploma in early childhood education this summer. But I'm still fat.

Summer is nice and all but where I live, I can only take so much humidity and heat. Bleh. I'm ready to whip out the pumpkin spiced flavored spam and scented toilet paper (yes, these exist; unfortunately) I swear if they cancel Halloween...because I'm a 22-year-old that still enjoys...

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Nu, I've just been hella inactive.

At least it's not dead like mine. oof.

It's more like wishful thinking.

Your piggy bank is crying rn.

30 million dollars unless you count animals as being loyal friends. Animals over humans any day.

Perfumes and cute figurines.

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Okay, but you should try out some carrot cake if you haven't. Shiz be phenomenal.

Raw carrots with a crap ton of ranch, please.

It's been a handsome sloth for about a year now. I used to have it where the background would change for each day but like, a sloth.

Two pillows, night light (don't judge me), fan running, it has to be cold, blankets.

I couldn't see the tweet because my computer had it blocked but I see it now. I guess he puts the peace in Nobel. :taemsip:

Learn the language if you're so offended and feel entitled to yourself.

The fact that he's also eating it makes everything worse.

But like, why?

Howdy fren. Yeah, I'm so over the corona but it's still present, and the smarter we are about protecting ourselves, the sooner this whole ordeal will blow over. At least that's what I'm hoping.