Rumor Here's some JYP tea (1 Viewer)

Mayday · 7 February 2021

I'm my sister's husband girlfriend's boyfriend's wife and he invested some in some JYP stocks a while ago so JYP told him some exclusive information so I'm going to share this to you guys:

JYP actually hates women which is why he acts like he loves TWICE so no one finds out he's a masculinist.
Chan actually saved the "baby girl" photo and sent it to his boyfriend Felix but he didn't want anyone to know so he calls Stays baby girls
Woojin was kicked out for dating JYP's wife's son's boyfriend.
Jihyo broke up with Daniel because he didn't know how to put on shower curtains
Tzuyu actually owns a glock and practices hunting on the daily
The strawberry "costume" Lia wore was actually not a costume, she's genuinely a strawberry and JYP wanted to introduce the idea to the fans first before revealing her true form.
Somi actually left JYP because JYP always smelled like stale candy corn
RuPaul actually auditioned to JYP in 2008 but got rejected because he "didn't have that star quality". Guess who's laughing now?
Jackson offered to donate 100 mil to JYP because they were going broke and they were so humiliated that they kicked all of GOT7 out
Jeongyeon and Jimin have been fighting since Spring Day era because Jeongyeon told his girlfriend he washed his face with the same soap he uses to wash his car
Chan is actually not as nice as you think, my source said he once ran him over with his car and spat on him.

Have a Chaeryoung

Ask me if you have any questions!
~~So I don't get sued, this is satire and completely a joke. Ty to @Lovely_Cornchips for the idea.~~

Mayday · 7 February 2021

Most tea accounts on IG agree with this information btw

mysteric · 7 February 2021

Mayday said:
Most tea accounts on IG agree with this information btw

someone tried to create a kpop ver of deuxmoi but everything sent in was basically fanfiction

Mayday · 7 February 2021

mysteric said:
someone tried to create a kpop ver of deuxmoi but everything sent in was basically fanfiction

I know a certain someone on a certain forum that sounds like they would do that

VillageIdiot · 7 February 2021

Mayday said:
Tzuyu actually owns a glock and practices hunting on the daily

Fax

maruberry · 7 February 2021

I heard from my dogs favourite relatives owner who has the same dog groomer as JYP, that JYP is actually a masochist who likes to get humiliated by pretty girls. That's why he keeps appearing in ridiculous roles in MVs for all of JYP's GGs. (and never the Boygroups)

Mayday · 7 February 2021

maruberry said:
I heard from my dogs favourite relatives owner that JYP is actually a masochist who likes to get humiliated by pretty girls. That's why he keeps appearing in ridiculous roles in MVs for all of JYP's GGs. (and never the Boygroups)

So he's a woman-hating masochist...I feel kind of bad for him. Imagine being in love with what you hate most...

#misogynistswithJYP