I Found Spider-Man's Father On My Porch!! (1 Viewer)

[Emanresu]

I Found Spider-Man's Father On My Porch!!

There I was on my porch walking near my table!

Just an innocent person who had no idea of the horror he was about to witness!

Then out of the corner of my eye I spotted a tiny black movement on a cup I had left on my porch table.

"What could it be?" I thought. "A giant ant? A fat dung beatle???"

I approached the cup cautiously.

As I moved around to the other side of the cup I saw.... Nothing.

Huh?

So I walked back to the other side.

I saw just the tiny sliver of a tiny black body move back around the cup out of sight.

So I rushed back to the other side to try to see it!

It wasn't there!!!! AGAIN!

Back and forth from one side to the other I ran.

Each time just barely catching the sight of black moving out of my sight.

We went back and forth like a See Saw!

I moving this way! The black thing moving that way.

IT KNOWS!!!!!!

IT KNOWS I'M LOOKING FOR IT!

Finally I run up to the cup and flip it around with my hand.

"YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER MR. ANT!". I battle cry courageously!

As the cup twists around and the black thing comes into view I yell again.

"HA I FOUND Y...."


Staring into my soul were the thousand devil eyes of 8 legged horror.

A SPIDER!!!!!!

WITH SPIDEY SENSE!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


I threw my hands up in terror and ran back into the house screaming.

SPIDER MAN'S FATHER ALMOST GOT ME!

CURSE YOU SPIDER-MAN! CURSE YOU!

 

[la_mort_pour_vous]

You would make a great children's narrator.

 

[jasque]

You would make a great children's narrator.

True, he should write scripts for some pretty lady

 

[Emanresu]

You would make a great children's narrator.

True, he should write scripts for some pretty lady

Maybe I'll start writing children's books.

It will be my retirement plan.

 

[jasque]

Maybe I'll start writing children's books.

It will be my retirement plan.

Your vocabulary certainly would fit

I remembered the thread about tzuyu candy bong now lol

 

[Emanresu]

Your vocabulary certainly would fit

I remembered the thread about tzuyu candy bong now lol

Are you saying I talk like a child???



Lol!

You mean my Will Tzuyu Like My Lightstick thread??

That's G rated for sure! For kids!

 

[jasque]

Are you saying I talk like a child???



Lol!

You mean my Will Tzuyu Like My Lightstick thread??

That's G rated for sure! For kids!

I'm only saying that your words emanate pure innocence

The parents would approve the content

 

[Mayday]

Burn the whole building down.

 

[dark_tranquility]

I was genuinely amused by this. Good job!

You do have the knack for storytelling for sure!