18+ Maruberry's objective ranking of best male bodies in kpop (1 Viewer)

[maruberry]

This thread is COMPLETELY objective and 100% the truth. If you disagree, you're wrong


3. B.M from K.A.R.D I don't normally like really buff guys, but he pulls it off by being massive. This means the big muscles don't look out of place or too large. He is big and owning it. His abs are positively delicious as well. His downside is the lack of a waist.

2. Lucas from NCT....PROPRTIONS!!! Perfect proportions!!!! No downsides that I can find! Muscle size fits his body perfectly, he has a butt, he has a BEAUTIFUL waist everything you could ask for! If I were to nitpick on something, it would be the lack of charming details

His feet & hands are by far his best features, which is rare, esp for a man!

1. Is it even a question??? OFC IT'S KAI!!! WHO ELSE????? That man has the perfect body in every sense of the word! Abs, a waist, beautiful nipples, broad but not too broad shoulders, long legs etc... He is physical PERFECTION! What sets him even above Lucas is how charming every detail of his body is! It's not just an amazing whole, every single part of his body is charming, stunning and breathtaking on its own right!!

This body is ART pure and simple! He goes BEYOND a good body or even a perfect body! This is the body of a GOD!

 

[VillageIdiot]

BM

 

[Jimimis]

1. Is it even a question??? OFC IT'S KAI!!! WHO ELSE????? That man has the perfect body in every sense of the word! Abs, a waist, beautiful nipples, broad but not too broad shoulders, long legs etc... He is physical PERFECTION! What sets him even above Lucas is how charming every detail of his body is! It's not just an amazing whole, every single part of his body is charming, stunning and breathtaking on its own right!!

This body is ART pure and simple! He goes BEYOND a good body or even a perfect body! This is the body of a GOD!

Gee who would’ve guessed!!!
but I wanna hear # 4-10!!!

 

[Drew_B]

Kai is hot but he's no JYP.

 

[maruberry]

Gee who would’ve guessed!!!
but I wanna hear # 4-10!!!

It's 5am I can't be bothered lmao! Twas a struggle to get even the other 2 besides Kai down.

A quick version tho... This is in no particular order since I'm too tired to analyze

Mingyu
Jaehyun
Lay
Yunho
Chanyeol
DK
Kyungsoo

 

[Jimimis]

It's 5am I can't be bothered lmao! Twas a struggle to get even the other 2 besides Kai down.

A quick version tho... This is in no particular order since I'm too tired to analyze

Mingyu
Jaehyun
Lay
Yunho
Chanyeol
DK
Kyungsoo

not judging you

 

[maruberry]

not judging you

You better not, so I won't judge your taste that can be summed up as starved anime teenager

 

[Jimimis]

You better not, so I won't judge your taste that can summed up as starved anime teenager

you didn't have to go at me that hard >.<

 

[Jimimis]

you didn't have to go at me that hard >.<

esp when your boys look like jojo characters !!!

 

[maruberry]

you didn't have to go at me that hard >.<

Soz, it IS 5 am I'm lacking a filter rn.

There ain't nothing wring with pretty skinny boys with bright hair.

 

[maruberry]

esp when your boys look like jojo characters !!!

Kyungsoo??? HOW

 

[Jimimis]

Soz, it IS 5 am I'm lacking a filter rn.

There ain't nothing wring with pretty skinny boys with bright hair.

No I’m cackling dw omg

 

[Jimimis]

Kyungsoo??? HOW

Ok 9/10 are jojo characters

 

[maruberry]

Ok 9/10 are jojo characters

Ksoo best man

 

[maruberry]

Ok 9/10 are jojo characters

Also I'm going to sleep & I need to talk with u more often....

 

[Jimimis]

Also I'm going to sleep & I need to talk with u more often....

Bro it’s 5 am U should sleep more often

 

[maruberry]

Bro it’s 5 am U should sleep more often

Love ya boo

 

[cosmic_gayls]

this list >>>>> but PARK JIN YOUNG

Spoiler: VERY HOT 🥵

 

[eclipsoul]

i mean i'm not going to disagree because they all look the same to me but i'm glad this wasn't a joke thread and i didn't have to look at jyp at 9am

 

[MinMint_Swagist]

Lucas body always got me like @///@ help me lord