Appreciation The day my @ipad was missing (1 Viewer)

jasque · 21 December 2018

One day I woke up in a desert. It was the sixth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously worried, I backhanded a dull pencil, thinking it would make me feel better (but as usual, it did not). Giggling like schoolgirl, I realized that my beloved @iPad was missing! Immediately I called my annoying neighbor. I had known her for (plus or minus) half a million years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. She was unique. She was plucky though sometimes a little... dimwitted. I called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Just yonder, I was struggling to make my way through the secret vineyard behind her place. I had severely hurt my head during a window incident, and was starting to lose strength. A pack of feral marmots suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the @iPad. One by one they latched on to my friend. Already weakened from his injury, she yielded to the marmot onslaught and collapsed. The last thing I saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of marmots running off with my @iPad.

But then God came down with His clever smile and restored my @iPad. Feeling relieved, God smote the marmots for their injustice. I fell with joy when I saw this. My @iPad was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in six minutes my favorite MV, Love Bomb, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When disease-carrying chipmunks meet unborn fetus'). I was thrilled. And so, everyone except my friend and a few hand grenade-toting 3-legged wallabies lived blissfully happy, forever after.

Stan April