The Soap Man Sold the Soap Too Hard (1 Viewer)

[Emanresu]

The Soap Man Sold the Soap Too Hard

There I was filling the soap dispenser with new soap.

So I could keep having clean hands and all.

Decided to look on the soap bottle and read the back.

Marketing pitch reads as:


"Indulge in an unforgettable hand washing experience..."



???


Now I've washed my hands a ridiculous number of times over my life. Had all different types of soaps.

I am what one might term "a pro" at hand washing.

But I ain't never had an experience washing my hands that could be described as "unforgettable"


That soap marketing man went wildt.

And sold me an empty dream.

 

[RandAlThor]

But did you wash for the full 20+ sec before rinse?
🙂

 

[Emanresu]

But did you wash for the full 20+ sec before rinse?
🙂

Okay I'm semi-pro.

 

[Mew]

...i would reply properly but i can't be arsed to copy paste what i said before else where... lol

 

[Jimimis]

Better have been one of those super foamy soaps