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I'm An Old Wise Man. Are You? (1 Viewer)

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I'm An Old Wise Man. Are You?




Grasshopper:


But Eman.

In these 30 long years you've been on this Earth have you learned anything? Or have you just pined over Tzuyu this whole time?

Eman:

*blinks*

*stares*

*nervously stuffs phone w/ Tzuyu background into pants pocket.*

Well young grasshopper funny you should ask! What luck! I in fact have learned something!

Let me share it with you...

*pauses for effect*

If You Look For It. You Will Find It.

Grasshopper:

*blinks*

*stares*

Huh? Old man are you drunk again?

Eman:

Okay let me explain.

It's all about perspective kid.

If you go around looking for trouble. You will find it.

If you go around looking for negativity. You will find it.

If you go around looking for....

*sees grasshopper's eyes glaze over*

Okay perhaps another way...

*whips out glass and water pitcher*

*pours water to halfway mark of glass*



Okay young grasshopper. Is this glass half empty or half full?

Grasshopper:

*sniffs to make sure it's not Vodka*

Hmm... Well I think it's half full.

Eman:

CORRECT!

The glass is half full!

You gotta look for the positive or all you'll see is negative.

Remember this grasshopper.

Grasshopper:

You're lame old man. Can I go now. TWICE's got a V-live on and I'm dying to see me some Tzuyu. She's fucking beautiful.

Eman:

Go on grasshopper. Go on.

*laughs to self as Grasshopper runs to watch Tzuyu*

What a smart lad.... Exceptional really.

Wait. Tzuyu has a V-live now???

*runs after Grasshopper*

 
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one day i'd like to try whatever you smoke
 

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I'm An Old Wise Man. Are You?




Grasshopper:


But Eman.

In these 30 long years you've been on this Earth have you learned anything? Or have you just pined over Tzuyu this whole time?

Eman:

*blinks*

*stares*

*nervously stuffs phone w/ Tzuyu background into pants pocket.*

Well young grasshopper funny you should ask! What luck! I in fact have learned something!

Let me share it with you...

*pauses for effect*

If You Look For It. You Will Find It.

Grasshopper:

*blinks*

*stares*

Huh? Old man are you drunk again?

Eman:

Okay let me explain.

It's all about perspective kid.

If you go around looking for trouble. You will find it.

If you go around looking for negativity. You will find it.

If you go around looking for....

*sees grasshopper's eyes glaze over*

Okay perhaps another way...

*whips out glass and water pitcher*

*pours water to halfway mark of glass*



Okay young grasshopper. Is this glass half empty or half full?

Grasshopper:

*sniffs to make sure it's not Vodka*

Hmm... Well I think it's half full.

Eman:

CORRECT!

The glass is half full!

You gotta look for the positive or all you'll see is negative.

Remember this grasshopper.

Grasshopper:

You're lame old man. Can I go now. TWICE's got a V-live on and I'm dying to see me some Tzuyu. She's fucking beautiful.

Eman:

Go on grasshopper. Go on.

*laughs to self as Grasshopper runs to watch Tzuyu*

What a smart lad.... Exceptional really.

Wait. Tzuyu has a V-live now???

*runs after Grasshopper*

You're the junior of the perv gang tho, out aging only @igloo
 

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The correct order of words in the English language is

Opinion/ Adjective, Age, Noun.


So I'm a wise old man.
 

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That means we're a troupe of old wise men.

I feel like we should be carrying gifts and following the Star of Bethlehem.
we are more like old rock stars

Kinda like Rollin Stones
 

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patience is for doctors
i don't need 8 years of school
i can cut tomatoes i can basically use a scalpel
Our igloo reached rebel years already

They cant stop growing i c :sanapray:
 
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I am not wise, old, nor a man, but everyone should come to terms with Tzuyu's beauty at some point in their lifetime. :sanapray:
It is a necessity to survive in this world :pandaboss:
 

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