Appreciation Dear AKP Rejects: A Thread (3 Viewers)

[VillageIdiot]

Like the iconic queen that I am, I have hit the two hundred thread mark at the same time I hit my two thousandth post
It makes me so appreciative of how far the forum has come. Most of you 2nd and 3rd gen user quitters refugees rejects weren't here for our rough beginnings
STORY TIME
Several months ago, our weary admin-new (og username and UB uncertain) was in desperate need of safe haven. Safe haven from where, you might ask? Well.. With the aid of Marko (Not the one you're think of, the other one. Maybe) they stumbled across a malware-laden(citation needed) server and thus KpopSource was born. It was difficult to join the forum. You needed 10 people to refer you just to be considered, then hefty fines in which you have to sign over your soul.
And let's not forget the gruesome detoxification process

But alas, the forum could not continue that way
They needed someone to pull them out of nugudom and into the NGG light.
So I became the true queen of KPS and not a single person has ever had an issue with it.

Since we've had a lot of rejects newcomers join us since, I believe it's time to revisit and revise the rules.
Since I am a fair queen

1. You are automatically at a lower status if you do not Stan Jessica. @arieam and @JungYoda are in charge of looking down on anyone that fails to conform
2. Because @Son Na Eun has proven to be unreliable by constantly cheating on her faves and renaming herself, I shall upgrade myself from a constitutional monarch to absolute monarch
3. We must all take an hour and pray to BoA every morning for Seulgi's solo. If we don't, the forum ceases to exist. This rule has the endorsement of @BritishLuvie and @Minuteman
4. As much as I like cherries, @blueberries is the superior fruit
5. After much deliberation, I have come up what I believe to be a suitable nickname for @Angelyna_Frost : Frosty the Hoewoman or Frosty for short. Genius, I know
6. With the help of @lexusuwu WE SHALL BURN ALL THE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA ANTIS @Ozymandias @crybaby @JungYoda @Angelyna_Frost @CrunchyLegend @Jimin and any other tasteless insurgents.
7. The Buddy Hole and Flover Garden must forever remain at war.
8. @JungYoda will forever be Momoland. One hit is not enough to over take the queen
9. I cannot be the Top Flop forever. So I am passing it on to @maruif May you flop even harder than me
10. You need to submit a formal application to become a bg Stan. Spots are limited because no one wants an infestation.
11. Stan Cherry Bullet and all 10 of it's members. They wholesome
    
12. We must all wait for Jessica's new album to bless us of our sins
13. Bring back the strikethrough option on mobile
14. The uwu queens shall forever be @lexusuwu and @crybaby
15. I nominate Blink Ocean for the KPS location of blinks. Buddies have Buddy Hole. Flovers have Flover Garden. Blinks and Onces need someplace
16. @Chahee will be the barrier between us and the toxic world outside. Everyone that joins must pass a riddle made by him.
17. You must listen to Luna's songs. All of them
18. I am the biggest Stan of any groups I Stan.
19. RISE @ripiasuju
    
20. Five other users I wanted to appreciate but couldn't work in: @JenJenLisa @dooh @taemkitten @Awards @perhapz

Finally done. 2000 posts, 200 threads, 20 user appreciations

 

[melancholia]

I AM UWU QUEEN AND AS QUEEN PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BURN

 

[maruberry]

I cannot be the Top Flop forever. So I am passing it on to @maruif May you flop even harder than me

I will work hard Flop-Sunbaenim!

 

[maruberry]

I AM UWU QUEEN AND AS QUEEN PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BURN

Blasphemy! I ONLY eat pizza with pineapple! (Not even kidding... I don't think I have eaten pizza without pineapple since I was like 5)

 

[VillageIdiot]

I AM UWU QUEEN AND AS QUEEN PINEAPPLE PIZZA SHALL BURN

I outrank you

 

[Darkseid]

Congrats

But @JungYoda for queen coz pineapple pizza eww. Unsubscribe

 

[Darkyoda47]

You needed 10 people to refer you just to be considered, then hefty fines in which you have to sign over your soul.

I would have never made it back then

 

[melancholia]

this is just beautiful, thank you for this thread

i’m glad you reached over 2k messages.
i’m uwu queen forever, that’s a fact. thank you for tagging me uwu!!!!

i vote @Golden_Wishes @MonCherry for queen of KPS

 

[melancholia]

I outrank you

👀 i blast you with uwu

 

[perhapz]

Yes and don't forget to stan fromis_9

KS RISE

 

[Darkyoda47]

1. You are automatically at a lower status if you do not Stan Jessica.

 

[melancholia]

Blasphemy! I ONLY eat pizza with pineapple! (Not even kidding... I don't think I have eaten pizza without pineapple since I was like 5)

*throws up* even @heartu thinks ur tasteless now LOL

 

[mysteric]

With the help of @lexusuwu WE SHALL BURN ALL THE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA ANTIS @Ozymandias @crybaby @JungYoda @Angelyna_Frost @CrunchyLegend @Jimin and any other tasteless insurgents.

You must listen to Luna's songs. All of them

 

[blueberries]

1. As much as I like cherries, @blueberries is the superior fruit

Truer words haven't been spoken, @blueberries are only acceptable fruits around

 

[Darkyoda47]

1. @JungYoda will forever be Momoland. One hit is not enough to over take the queen

We love has-beens who still think they're on top

 

[Koala]

Who are you

 

[maruberry]

*throws up* even @heartu thinks ur tasteless now LOL

@heartu NO! Our bond is stronger than some pineapple!

If I can turn a blind eye to @Jimimis Dotae obsession, I can turn a blind eye to that disgusting habit of not eating pizza with pineapple!

 

[mysteric]

Bring back the strikethrough option on mobile

A big yes from me

 

[Sourcekeeper]

 

[kuro]

where do I fit in?