18+ Kai should be illegal (1 Viewer)

[maruberry]

Aight, it's been a bit too long since an 18+ thread graced this forum, so... HERE I AM AGAIN!

To the topic... Kai should be illegal and banned from:

1) Ever appearing on television or being filmed
2) ever dancing again

Why is this? Because Kai just standing there should be considered porn! Kai dancing is like straight up sex on screen though. Like how can one expect me to look at Kai dancing and NOT think oh damn I wanna fuck this guy. HOW IS ONE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

How does one look at THIS

and not go HOLY FUCK HOT DAMN, CHOKE ME WITH YOUR COCK!

I'm telling you, it's not possible unless you aren't into boys. It just isn't. If you are saying it is, you be lying and suppressing the hoe inside of you. Don't suppress the hoe. it needs to breathe too!

And now for maximum whiplash effect, have this!

And to end this... Fuck Kai and if that can't happen, can he at least fuck me?

 

[maruberry]

Also I just realized this might be my 1st 18+ thread where I am actually 18 making it...

 

[umpheri]

My neighbor from Estonia wasnt so innocent after all... My poor little eyes

 

[maruberry]

My neighbor from Estonia wasnt so innocent after all... My poor little eyes

Yeah.... I happen to be a hard stan who likes cute idols... it's... it's an interesting combination and this thread is tame by my standards!

 

[yeji]

oof it has been long to see a 18+ thread from you. missed that

 

[GloriousHavoc]

That's right!
Ban Kai!

Spoiler

 

[MinSquishy]

I want to be than cane and he isn't even my bias.

 

[Wingfrost]

I see Kai as more of a cute person than sexy

So he can continue dancing and appearing on shows for me all day long.

 

[maruberry]

I see Kai as more of a cute person than sexy

So he can continue dancing and appearing on shows for me all day long.

For me the problem is that I find him cute too... only I find cute sexy in a weird way... So... I'm dead either way!

 

[LucieBear]

I think I might've died

 

[Ahsoka]

Why is he humping a cane though

 

[raymondchouku]

😎 Heads up errybody.... @maruif is trying to campaign for a 18+ section

 

[Administrator2]

CONGRATULATIONS ON TURNING 18!

 

[maruberry]

😎 Heads up errybody.... @maruif is trying to campaign for a 18+ section

No

 

[raymondchouku]

No

Yes 😉

 

[JakeyWantsCakey]

Also I just realized this might be my 1st 18+ thread where I am actually 18 making it...

Your only 18!!!

 

[maruberry]

Your only 18!!!

You didn't know? I've never really hidden my age!

 

[JakeyWantsCakey]

You didn't know? I've never really hidden my age!

Yeah, I just forget that you're younger than me sometimes LOL

 

[Kataphract]

I'm going to necro this thread purely for the writing quality of the original post this is fucking awesome

 

[athenaaa]

What did I just read